Starring: Maverick

No, we don’t actually have John McCain here, but who can tell with this disguise? Maverick is a hot singer-guitarist who’s afraid his career will end if he shows his face and prominent tattoo while jerking his big uncut rod on camera. He coyly (and poorly) covers his tat with a bandana and drops a fedora over his face. We normally don’t allow people to cover their faces, but this Alternadude is so hot that we couldn’t pass him up.

His lean trim body, giant cock, and overly plentiful load of man-juice were enough for us to make an exception just this once. With a dick and body like that, he might just actually launch a superstar career if he jacked off for us with nothing but his birthday suit and a fresh bottle of lube! (Although…he may already have a superstar career…who can say? Do you recognize him?)