Matthew is a true Alternadude without a care in the world. He’s constantly couch surfing or squatting and gets a thrill out of using other people’s pools when they’re not home. He considers himself Queer and doesn’t identify as being gay or straight. His nails are a bit dirty and his hair needs a new dye job but his dick is big, his pubes are thick and curly, and his eyes will seduce you in a heartbeat! Watch out though, his bedroom eyes could cost you. He’s a handful and doesn’t regard other people’s property as anything at all sacred!