Darby is a gay punk with a nice juicy cock.  He’s very shy and didn’t have much to say in his interview so we couldn’t really use any portions of it.  He was in and out in a flash and that’s literally all we know about him.  He likes the punk scene, loves to party with his friends, and enjoys rubbing his dick through the holes in his jeans.

Tristan Mathews Having Fun

So I’m excited to report that Tristan Mathews emailed me today.  He wants to work again and felt bad for not showing up last time.  To pound it home one more time, I didn’t hold it against him when it happened.  He said that he took a hiatus from the industry for a while but that he works occasionally.  I’m just happy that he’s safe and doing what he wants to do and that all is well with the universe.

We’re currently trying to schedule a time to get him back in with Alternadudes.  I’ll keep you posted….we’ll get him in ASAP!

The Always Beautiful Tristan

I have to start this post out by saying I don’t know the back story of why this happened.  As far as I know I had an okay working relationship with Tristan Mathews.  I only ever met him one time and that was the day he came in and shot a scene with Andy Kirra.  It was a while ago, so I don’t really remember any specifics.  I know he was professional, pleasant to work with and there was nothing special or outrageous about the shoot that makes it stand out as anything bizarre or strange.

A few nights ago I was having a martini in West Hollywood catching up with a few friends when I ran into a couple of other models of mine.  We each had a drink and then one of them turned to a beautiful tatted up guy standing near the group and started to introduce me by saying “hey….you two know each other….you’ve worked for Alternadudes….” when the other guy, who by this time I realized was Tristan Mathews very loudly said “SSHHHHHHH!!!”  and then whispered something in the other guy’s ear and promptly took off into the crowd.

There was no explanation.  The other model threw his hands up and said “ohhhh god, I hate drama!”  My response was that there isn’t any drama because I have no idea why he would react that way.  And what just happened anyway?  I felt like I was back in high school and was just dissed by someone for god only knows what.

Looking back, I now remember that Tristan was scheduled to do another shoot for Alternadudes a few months after he shot his scene with Andy.  He confirmed the appointment and then never showed up.  This happens.  I don’t hold it against people.  I just assumed something had happened and hoped he was okay.  I either canceled the shoot or shot a solo in its place.  He never again responded to an email or text or phone call.

Maybe he was embarrassed about his no show, or maybe he’s onto bigger things.  I don’t know.  I never got a chance to talk to him that night because he was very clever at keeping his back turned to me engaging in deep conversations with other people before he left for the night.  I’m still perplexed and won’t spend any more time trying to figure it out.

Tristan, if you see this, let’s get your side of the story.  We’d love to know what happened that made you so adamant about avoiding me the other night.

As a side note, I saw a really hot go-go dancer that night with a mohawk and perfect bod in that same bar.  I approached him to give him a dollar and my business card.  He bent down to talk to me and he looked really familiar.  I took a step back to take in all his glory and then had to laugh.  It was Sonic.  He’s already been on Alternadudes!  It’s a small world.  I gave him the card anyway and asked him to call.  Hopefully we’ll get him back in for a good action packed scene in the near future!

Dimitri Summers is a thin twinkish rocker type with just the right amount of body hair.  When he’s not deepthroating or riding dick, you can usually catch him in the clubs hangin’ with his friends and partying.  We found this one in a club, by the way.  And within about three days he was in the studio showing off his talents as the bottom he is!

Lee Stephens is an alt stud skater who’s also into martial arts.  As you’ll be able to see, he was recently in a skating accident and fucked up his knee with some knarly scabs for proof.  He’s straight and is married to a woman.   He apparently only does men on the side as part of his job.  Not a bad gig to have!

Married Man Loves Man Hole (for pay)

I don’t know if I’ve talked about the whole gay for pay thing before.  I probably brushed the topic before….who can remember?

This week’s update features a guy we’re calling an “alt stud skater” named Lee Stephens.  Admittedly, Lee isn’t the most alt of guys on our site, but sometimes (as I’ve blogged before) I like to pair up opposites and hire a guy who’s closer to being a stud to just fuck the shit out of some thin twink type.  This usually works best if both guys are gay and hopefully attracted to each other.   Sometimes the top is “straight”.  When that’s the case, I usually cringe because it means it could be a long day with hours of footage to whittle down to a usable scene.  Not the case with Lee.

Lee is interesting because he’s married.  Not only is he married, but he’s not sneaking around doing this.  His wife knows and doesn’t seem to have a problem with it.  I’m not sure if he’s telling us the whole scoop, because she did seem to call him quite a bit during the shoot trying to find out when he’d be home.  I didn’t ask what was going on, nor was it my business.  Who knows, maybe they were out of milk and she needed cereal immediately.  Whatever the case, she knew what he was doing, and he wasn’t hiding it from her.  I have to respect that and give them both kudos for working it out.  At least he had the cash to go buy milk when the shoot was done.

Lee couldn’t get hard by having our rocker twink, Dimitri, work him.  He had a pic of his wife on his cell phone that he looked at to get an erection (which is kind of sweet when you think about it), then would come into the scene ready to go.  Once he was up and rock solid from looking at pics of his wife, he had no problem fucking the face or ass of Dimitri.

This worked for Lee, but kind of left Dimitri out to dry.  Since Lee is straight, he wouldn’t go near Dimitri or help him out.  This was Dimitri’s first shoot.  He was nervous as it was, but then his scene partner wouldn’t give him the time of day sexually.  Don’t get me wrong, Lee is hilarious and fun to be around and an all around super nice guy.  He’s just not into servicing dick and that’s something that Dimitri had to overcome on his first shoot.  So at the end of it all, Dimitri was kind of nothing more than a hole for our stud – which I find extremely sexy.  Dimitri just wanted dick, Lee just wanted a nice warm hole, and that’s exactly what they both got!

Is it possible to self bukkake?

So I’ve been around the block a time or two.  Some would even say around the back 40.  My point is that there isn’t much I haven’t heard of.  I might not try something, but I’ve usually heard of most things.

Suddenly, as if out of nowhere, the term “bukkake” has been bandied around like a Larry Craig campaign slogan.  I first heard it at a convention I went to in April.  I acted like I was an expert on the topic and just agreed with everyone while they talked about it.  I didn’t want to blow my “coolness cover”.  It didn’t take long to realize what it was they were talking about but went back to my room later that night and looked it up to verify.

I have to say, I like watching bukkake but sometimes when you’ve seen one, you’ve seen ‘em all.  It’s not like you don’t know where the guys are gonna cum.  It also seems like it’s the latest craze on lots of websites – as if it were only just invented in January and everyone needs one (like an iphone) – kind of like when sitcoms start bringing in celebrity line ups to boost the ratings.  I’ve always known what it was, I just never knew the name of it.  I decided to look it up in the dictionary.  Nothing.  No surprise.  So I went to Urban Dictionary and here’s what they had to say:

1. noun Variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a female by many (8 will do) men. 2. verb To ejaculate on something, especially repeatedly

Their second entry is this:

Bukkake occurs when a group of men, perhaps 50 or more, manually stimulate themselves to climax and proceed to squirt warm ectoplasm onto the face, hair, body, or into the eyeballs, ears or mouth of a waiting and willing female. The female will sometimes decide to swallow the creamy ejaculate and utilize the energy and protein it provides to rejuvenate her and allow her to heartily receive two further litres of semen onto her now apparently yogurt and glue covered visage. Bukkake originated in Japan, but is now widely practised throughout the world.

Apparently anywhere between 8 and 50 men will do.  For our purposes we’ll just substitute a man for the woman on the receiving end.  And we need ectoplasm.  Liters and liters of it.  Sounds expensive.  Can I get that at the grocery store?

So I guess that answers my own question.  A man cannot bukkake himself unless he does it between 8 and 50 times in a row without wiping up in between.  I’ll get right on that so I can let you know if it’s possible.  I’ll let you know in about 15 days…

Who owns this sack?

Can you tell who these balls and hairy ass belong to?  Hint:  Spencer Kayne.  So I was talking to Spencer today and complaining that some updates have more photos than others.   I can do a shoot and take 200 photos and on others I have a hard time picking out which ones to use because they’re literally all good.  Sometimes I’m lucky to eek out 30 pics.  Even though I’ll take the same amount, or even more in some cases, the pics just don’t turn out the way I want.  There are always pics that are good and others that are usable.  The pic above is a perfect example of one that didn’t make the cut.

Today’s update has about 30 pics as opposed to last week’s which had over 100.  Why?  Well there are a number of reasons.  Some are my fault…blurry pics, some lighting issues etc.  Others are accidents of what the model happens to be doing that particular second.  Funny faces, fidgeting, blinking, talking etc.  Other pics are just not what I consider to be great.  So in the end I use the ones I like and that’s it.

From the beginning I always said that I would do quality versus quantity, which is where I think we’re at.  In the early days of my shoots, I’d shoot the scene, and then go back and pull stills.  Some of them turned out good.  Some were god-awful.  We colorized them with funky styles and colors.  A lot of them turned out looking okay in the end.  That’s the main reason some photo sets look different than others.

We actually have about 5 scenes from the old days when I was pulling stills that we have yet to post.  Some will never see the light of day.  Others will most likely be put up at a future date.  One is actually a pretty hot 4-some.  I had an editor put that one together and it came back with all the models names spelled wrong.  I sent it back to be corrected and the guy disappeared.  I still have all my original footage, but he ended up never finishing the project and actually took my hard drive as well.  It just goes to show that if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself!

Spencer & Skyler in Their Undies

So today I’m in the throws of editing the new scene for Thursday’s update.  I admit that I need to get ahead of myself a bit, but that isn’t how it all seems to work.  It’s a good thing that I’m backed up with scenes, it just means that come every Monday I have to make sure I’m well on my way to editing something together.

I’m happy to say that Spencer Kayne and Skyler will be starring in this week’s update.  Skyler has never had the same look or hair or clothes twice on the site.  You never know what you’re going to get when he shows up!  Spencer and Skyler hit it off right away.  Their scene is hot and you can really see and feel the chemistry between them.  This is one of the scenes that Spencer did recently when he came and spent an entire weekend with Alternadudes.  There are more where these came from!

The Always Hot, Noah

So Noah is a hot surfer dude who I’ve known for going on 10 years now.  I’d been trying to get him on the site since its inception almost four years ago but he kept changing the subject or the money wasn’t right or whatever.  I was ECSTATIC when he finally agreed to come in and share his big thick dick and low hanging apple-sized balls with the world.  Finally, he needed the money!

What’s hotter than a surfer with long blonde hair who lives a life on the beach?  A surfer with a big cock, of course!  Ok, so anyway, I shot his scene, threw it together, and made the promos to stick on the tube sites.

Oh my god!  By the reaction of  the tube site feeders, you really would have thought I’d loaded a scene of a hunchbacked monster with a disfigured face and deformed body that we threw a blonde wig on.  Never mind they’re getting to see my stuff for free anyway and that it takes a fair portion of my time to make the tube clips, but whatever….I digress.  So the comments ranged from “his hair is fake” to “he’s not a real surfer” to “my god!  He’s NOT a young twink!  He’s pushing 40 if he’s a day!”  I had to respond to all of those comments.

First, how do people judge his skills at surfing by watching him beat off?  I don’t make these things up folks, I just repeat what the models tell me.  Maybe some people really aren’t skaters or surfers…I don’t know… There’s usually no way to prove it unless I film them doing their thing before they come in and do their thing!  I usually can only go on what they tell me.  In Noah’s case, since I’ve known him for 10 years, I know that all he does is hang by the beach, surf, and play beach volleyball (professionally I might add).  As far as the hair?  Really?  You think we went out and bought a wig and plopped it on his head?  My budgets aren’t THAT extravagant!  I can’t afford a wig!  And then there’s the matter of the guy who can see a guy’s real age and complain about it!  Yes sir!  He’s in his 30’s.  We never claimed he was a twink or billed him as a young surfer dude.  My suggestion is to go find Noah and complain to him that he’s getting older.  That should set him straight!

One guy actually came to Noah’s defense and said that he too was a surfer and beach bum.  And by looking at Noah’s tan, sun wrinkles, hair, and body type, he could see that Noah sits and plays on the beach and in the water and drinks plenty of beer!  Finally, someone who can see past the wig and Botox we got for Noah’s shoot and see him for the 30’s beach bum he is!

I think my favorite comment of all, though was the guy who said he had an Aunt Betty with hair exactly like Noah’s.  I responded back by saying his Aunt Betty sounds hot and that if she ever wanted to jack off for Alternadudes we’d love to have her come in!

Poor Noah.  He doesn’t deserve all this!  He’s perfect in our eyes!