Come on down to MJ’s Bar on Tuesday, August 7th after 9:00 PM in Silverlake.  Their Rimjob Tuesday is sponsoring Alternadudes Unleashed.  We’ll have contests with free DVDs, membership giveaways and of course our own Alternadudes!  Come down and meet Tristan Mathews, Lucius, James Ryder, Saint Dillon and Murphy Maxwell in the flesh as they perform live for you!  Other Alternadudes from the site will be walking around, having fun, and imbibing.  (Who knows….could we see Thrasher or Merdoc or Matteo or Mat Tahari or Skyler?)  Keep your eyes peeled and stop by to say hi!MJ’s is located at 2810 Hyperion Ave, Los Angeles, CA  90027

 I’ll be traveling around the Midwest the next 2 weeks from Omaha to the Black Hills through Minnesota and in Duluth and Minneapolis.  If you are 18+ and live in that part of the Midwest and have what it takes to be an Alternadude shoot me an email and lets get you on camera! Email me on my Yahoo account  alternadudes@yahoo.com and lets make it happen!

I just have to ask what the current trend is of everyone cutting off their hair?  I can’t say for certain, but I thought I saw a pic of Victor the other day with his hair cut short.  Thrasher recently did the same.  I’m not saying it looks bad on either of them.  They’re both hot no matter how you slice it and their hair length certainly won’t make either of them wither in the hotness arena. (And in fact I’m pretty sure Thrasher donated his hair for cancer patient wigs…a little known fact about him is that he’s extremely generous and donates a lot of his time and money to great causes and programs).I’m just such a sucker for the long hair.  I’ve noticed the cutting of it trending a bit in the streets too.  A year or two ago, everyone was looking scruffy and shaggy.  Now the guys are still looking scruffy but they’ve been cutting their hair more often than not.  I’m sure it depends on where you go and maybe even the time of year (after all we are entering the hot months of summer and it’s about time for everyone’s “summer haircut”).  But I’m always a little sad when I see the best hair getting sliced off and discarded on the floor like an old peach pit.  That’s my rant for the day…I guess it’s just hair…and it will grow back for all these guys anyway.  There are probably bigger and worse things I could find to bitch about!

Hairy cock is always a nice find.  I never understand why super hot guys will shave all their body hair.  I understand that some guys just don’t like it…after all it is a personal preference.  At the end of the day though, I guess that’s why I like men.  They have hair, they’re manly and cocks look good framed in a nice big hairy patch of pubes. For the most part I try to get guys in who are pretty natural.  Many of my shoots are spur of the moment though, so when we find a guy on the street or in a club who wants to shoot either right then and there or the following day, there’s not much you can do to get their pubes back if they’ve recently shaved.  You just have to roll with it and take it as it comes.  I guess that’s part of the thrill of the whole thing too.  I love when guys peel off their underwear and there’s that minute of anticipation….is it big?  Is it small, curvy, straight, shaved, bushy?  If my guys have the time and we can schedule in advance, I’ll always prefer there’s at least some sort of hairy situation going on down there and have them grow their pubes for a while.  I haven’t counted among my models, but it seems like it’s pretty 50/50 with hairy vs. smooth.  The young twinks always shave every stick of hair.  I went through that phase too…then one day I simply realized that hairy is easier and along with that realization my tastes in men changed too.  I started finding hair and pubes and hairy armpits sexy.  Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think I would ever turn down a hot fucking stud (or any man for that matter) simply because they shaved their pubes, but there is a small moment of disappointment

What constitutes a fetish?  I’ve talked about this before.  There’s been some discussion on whether or not Alternadudes is a fetish site.  We were nominated for best fetish site and we sometimes get thrown into the fetish categories in advertising.  I looked up the word.  One definition is any object or nongenital part of the body that causes a habitual erotic response or fixation.   Okay.  I can see that.  I’m fixated on armpits.  Can’t get enough of ‘em.  The sight of a nice hairy pit is beautiful and at times causes me to stop what I’m doing and fixate.  I don’t know that I’d say it causes a habitual erotic response though.  It’s not like I get hard every time I see an armpit or that I have to stop what I’m doing and beat off….well….okay….not EVERY time I see one.

Here’s another definition: A fetish is an object which is believed to have magical powers, something you are overly interested in or a desire for a type of sexual behavior not considered mainstream.  Okay, well now we’re getting somewhere.  Long hair certainly has magical powers.  Just ask Samson when Delilah cut his long hair (that cunt).  Not only did she take away his powers, she made him look like everyone else.  Maybe that’s what the magical power was…his hair made people want to fuck him.  I digress.  So sexual behavior not considered mainstream.  That is exactly what Alternaududes is about.  Not being mainstream and being yourself.  Liking what you like without judgement or limitation.  Even though the sex is not out of the mainstream that much, the look of our guys is….hmmm.  Is the look a complete fetish?  Is the compilation of all of our stuff a constitution for being a type of fetish?  Maybe it is.  If it weren’t then everyone would have the long haired guys and tatted studs on their sites right?

Weigh in, dear reader (yes…that’s not plural…and yes…that means you, Mom).  What do you think?  I want to hear your opinion please!

 

 

A few weeks back Sabastian Fischer called me and was excited to report that a Swedish television show had picked him to follow for a day to do a documentary style segment on their show about gay adult entertainment.  The segment was to include hanging with him for the day, interviewing him on his life and what he’s doing, and then shooting him doing a sex scene.  We were happy to be the studio to do the filming and let the TV crew come in and do their thing.

It turned out to be a really fun day.  They came in and set up, they were a little loud, but hey, it’s no big deal.  I got the footage I needed and they got theirs.  Sabastian got fucked by a hot new model named Texas Holcum.  The crew interviewed both of them on the set and then interviewed me.  The footage is set to air in Sweden in May or June and will be available for streaming on their website after that.  I’ll link to their site once it’s up.  They were a great group of people.  I so wanted the cute cameraman (the guy in the hat) to unzip his pants and join in the action.  If not that, then to just whip it out and let me take care of him while he shot the footage for me.  But alas, that didn’t happen.  The other guy is the sound guy (also cute) and the host of the show is the blond woman (Sabastian is on the far left and our new model, Texas is on the far right).  For some reason their producer isn’t in this shot, but oh well.  This pic was taken when we were done shooting and both Sabastian and Texas had just shot their loads.

Hopefully they do us justice and don’t make us look like dirty fools!

 

I got a call last week from Dante Amaya.  He was excited and doing a show down the street from where I live.  (One block down the street to be exact.)  I asked what kind of show and he replied, “belly dancing”.  I don’t know if Dante had told me that he does belly dancing or not.  If he had told me in the past, I forgot about it.  It sounded cool and like it might be a fun show.  I was reluctant though, because I was unclear what type of show it was.  Was it all belly dancing for hours and hours on end?  Did I have to sit and be quiet and watch every one of the acts from beginning to end?  What if it sucked?  Could I leave after his performance?  All sorts of things ran through my brain but I agreed to go.  First, I like to support my models.  If they’re doing a show that I know about, I’ll go.  And being down the street only one block away….well I’d be a real douche-bag if I didn’t show up, right?  Second, what the hell?  It’s different from my normal routine.

I showed up and paid my ten bucks at the door with a friend.  It was like a Moroccan bizarre inside with people selling belly dancing equipment like bikini tops and fans with scarves and little finger cymbals you can click with the music.  It also struck me how much everyone was really into what they were doing.  This is an entire subculture that means business.  It reminded me a bit of going to a Renaissance Fair where people are dressed as knights and wenches with pewter cups and turkey legs and all the accoutrement.  Okay…I’m really exaggerating with that but it was similar on a smaller scale.  There were men dressed as Turkish sultans and most of the women had some sort of scarf or belly dancing sash somewhere on their person.  As the show went on (they were running late) you could enjoy the acts, have some wine, and do some shopping.  It was actually really fun.

There were two parts to the evening.  The solo acts and the dance troupe evening floor show.  I watched a good hour or 45 minutes of solo acts before Dante came on (he was the last of the solos).  He was all decked out in his big tall boots he’s worn for both shoots of Alternadudes and lots of really nice, really expensive looking leather and silver rings to complete his flamboyant and awesome costume (I wish I’d taken a picture…I can’t do it justice with my description).  He was fucking incredible!  It was belly dance music set to some sort of goth meets house music (Dante, if you’re reading this please pipe in and correct my ignorance on the music genre or anything else I might be saying wrong).

He was masculine and feminine at the same time with spot on dance moves and body placement.  At one point a shot rang out in the music and he fell to the floor.  He had the audience by the balls and they were all really happy to be watching him.  He’s an incredible performer.  I wouldn’t have expected it by his close personal demeanor.  When you meet Dante, he’s quiet, reserved, a bit brooding and always done up in goth attire.  Wow he had us all fooled!  He’s a flamboyant out there dancer with a larger than life personality.  Under it all though, you can still see the brooder on stage, which makes him a performer you just don’t want to peel your eyes from.  He was, hands down, the best one of the night, beating out every other man and woman who came to strut their stuff.  Great job, Dante!  Keep us posted and we’ll come to more shows.

 

This pic is courtesy of Tommy Wells, a cool and hottie blogger/photographer who I consider to be a good friend.  I swiped this off of his site and when I put it up it seems as if the watermark disappeared.  My apologies Tommy!

The Cybersocket awards were lots of fun.  Sabastian and Skyler came as my guests.  Along the way we ran into Cliff Jensen, Tristan Mathews and Adam Russo to name a few of our Alternadudes.  Thrasher was supposed to be there but couldn’t make it at the last minute so we had to power on without him.  The other guy in the pic is Rob, from Fantastik Foreskin, a rival site that I’m not going to give you the link to.  (LOL!)  I just realized that probably none of you have ever seen me before.  Well that’s me in the black leather vest.  It looks like the only person who was ready for the pic was Sabastian.  The rest of us look a little out of it.  Trust me though, when I say it was in the first half hour of the night, so no one was particularly drunk at that point.  (Something I wouldn’t have been able to say for myself had the picture been taken 3 hours later!)

So there you have it.  Nothing major happened really.  We lost the awards to multi-million dollar companies with vanilla, cookie cutter guys and big advertising budgets,  I got snubbed about 4 times in the first 10 minutes of us being there (a lot of porn stars really aren’t that friendly – unless of course they work for us), and I spilled a drink on some famous porn star who made me feel about a foot tall when he promptly turned around and in a snotty voice informed me that it went all over his back.  Well, asshole, I’m sorry I dropped my drink but maybe if you put a fucking shirt on, the two little pebble sized splatters that hit your back wouldn’t have been so cold.  It was a great night though.  In the end I don’t remember the cab ride home!

I don’t know what’s in the air but goddamn I’m horny lately!  Everyone looks good to me.  No man in the street is safe from my undressing eyes.  I check the face and quickly gaze down t0 the bulge in their pants, wondering if they’re hairy or shaved or how big their balls are or if they’re cut or uncut.  The gym hasn’t helped in that department either.  Everyone there is fucking amazing hot.  Biceps with armpit hair, hairy legs, swinging dicks under a thin layer of nylon gym shorts, outlines of cocks, more hairy armpits….my god…it has to stop!  Everywhere I look is a potential cock to suck!

The locker room is great for that.  It’s a potential cock buffet!  Cut, uncut, little, thick, big….you get to see them all.  I had a quick run-in inside the steamroom yesterday.  I was minding my own business when a hottie with tats walked in, flashed me his hard-on and started jacking in front of me staring me in the eye.  I had no choice but to take the matter into my own hand (or hands).  I gave him a tug or two, quickly wrapped my wet lips around his big thick uncut cock and sucked for a couple of quick seconds before I stopped and went and took a cold shower.  Looking back on it, he really had a nice powerful cock with a slight curve.  He would have been great up my ass.  I saw him again today and I’ll be damned if he’s not the aerobics instructor!  He was teaching a class as I walked by the glass enclosure.  We locked eyes and he gave me a warm smile and a quick nod of the head.  I returned the nod and his grin got bigger.  I guess I have to start going to the gym around noon more often!

It’s almost impossible to know how two of the hottest guys on the earth ended up together in front of my camera lens.  Thrasher, as you know has been with us for a while now.  Every time he shows up he has a different tattoo and really seems to get better looking with every day that passes.  Cliff Jensen has shot three scenes with us now and we’re planning on using him a lot more.

This particular scene was a lot of fun to shoot.  We have an outtake reel that we’ll be posting in the next few days as added bonus content that covers the Occupy series.  Both these guys are clowns and it was hard to make it all the way through without laughing at almost everything that happened.  Watch closely and you’ll see a few things that got left in.  There are a few ad-libbed things that Thrasher says just trying to be an idiot and to get a laugh.  Most of the dialogue was improved and both did a great job keeping it light and entertaining for everyone.  They get along perfectly and I think it really shows in the scene.

If you haven’t figured it out, These four scenes were made for our next dvd, entitled “Occupy Ball Street”.  It’s already at the distributor but I don’t know the release date off the top of my head.  We decided to preview the scenes with our members first while the dvd was being printed and replicated.  We hope you enjoyed our little project and would love to hear feedback on what you’d want to see next with whom.

Follow us on Twitter now @Alternadudes.  You can follow Thrasher @TheRustyRooftop and follow Cliff @TheCliffJensen.  In fact, if you look at Thrasher’s avatar on Twitter, it’s him and Cliff.  Enjoy, and please let us know what you think!